themajesticalcuchurumina:

cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

this is pobably what guys think about breasts

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380px:

nani the fuck

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dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

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The road so far…

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

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officialunitedstates:

don’t you hate when you’re driving and the car in front of you is soooo slow but then you pass them and you see that a snail was driving and you’re like “oh that makes sense now”

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nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

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sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

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clarrypickles:

because today is earth day

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liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

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thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

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04.22.14