lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via peachofcake)

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guardgenie:

that guy in the back is me

(via doughnot)

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butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

(via doughnot)

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levi-ravioli-universe:

In the drive thru and your parents are like

image

(via lance-corporal-rivaillle)

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buildabitchworkshop:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui


c’est une métaphore

buildabitchworkshop:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

c’est une métaphore

(via lance-corporal-rivaillle)

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memeofficial:

Surfboart

memeofficial:

Surfboart

(via nickiminajvevo)

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those-dead-frenchboys:

eeveez:

why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great

(via doughnot)

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zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

image

(Source: timmyturntner, via nickiminajvevo)

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

(via sniffing)

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madeupmonkeyshit:

prepare to be sent to the shadow realm 

madeupmonkeyshit:

prepare to be sent to the shadow realm 

(via lance-corporal-rivaillle)

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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

(via kekaiokaboomshakalakaboom)

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